The Hamburger Helper has finally confirmed what its skeleton looks like

Riddle me this: What has four arms, but also none?

Reader, it is the Hamburger Helper.

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In a tweet Monday, the famous glove, rapper, and corporate feminist confirmed the anatomy of its skeletal system -- solving a mystery that internet denizens have been trying to solve for days.

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It all started with this inquiry from Twitter user @soongrowtired, who tweeted this on Saturday:

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I am not a scientist, but I did receive a grade of A- in high school biology and think both of the above options make a lot of sense.

Anyway, at first the Hamburger Helper was reluctant to share an image of its actual skeleton with the internet, as we all should be.

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Fortunately, though, the glove has relented, and now we know that inside its glove-y flesh, it looks mostly like a human -- albeit with four arms (despite having zero arms), a groin almost precisely where its mouth is, and something nightmarish happening around its knees.

Phenomenal. Now, Hamburger Helper, how does your central nervous system work?

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