It's a common superstition that bad things come in threes. There's no scientific evidence that suggests this is true, but one Redditor's story may make a believer out of you.
Redditor u/JaMollyAdams shared a their very unfortunate run in with a bird today on r/pics, and wow do we feel for them.
"A bird flew in my window, sh*t on my laptop, and decided to die right in front of me," JaMollyAdams wrote. "How's your day going?"
Woof. What an unfortunate series of events.
The Redditor also shared a picture of the crappy incident to prove that a bird did actually defecate and then die on their laptop. And it appears it did, either that or this is truly the worst way to get fake internet points we have ever encountered.
A bird flew in my window, sh*t on my laptop, and decided to die right in front of me. How's your day going? from r/pics
It's probably safe to say that no one's going to top this individual's lousy day — or the bird's for that matter. (RIP little guy.)
Though, if you are having a bummer of a day, I suggest checking out some relaxing live marine life cams or soothing rolled ice cream videos.